Anonymous asked: I remember seeing a picture of you...I would so ride your face, and rub your butt, and make you food, be your shoulder and ear, and give you the good D.
I don’t want your penis. I want you dead and I want your money.
Thank you sweet Jesus for the best laugh of my week. *slow clap*
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
Be like ‘gtfo dad’ and b& d@name